ruinedchildhood:

me as a teacher

13 hours ago on 04.16.14   ★ 46502 notes  via / org

phantom-ofthe-troyler:

DON’T YOU

FUCKING DARE

TELL ME THAT SCHOOL ISN’T HARD

I KNOW YOU’RE GROWN UP

I KNOW YOU ARE MY PARENT

I KNOW YOU’VE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH THIS PART OF LIFE

BUT SCHOOL HAS GOTTEN HARDER

AND HARDER

AND HARDER

 AND TEACHERS ARE UNFAIR TO ME AND ASSIGN TOO MUCH

AND THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN I AM TIRED

I CANNOT DO WORK

I CANNOT SUCCEED ON A TEST

I CANNOT FUNCTION

BECAUSE

I

AM

FUCKING

TIRED

OKAY?

14 hours ago on 04.16.14   ★ 27856 notes  via / org

alittlebitgayandmore:

Ray’s Butt appreciation post

(x) (x)

14 hours ago on 04.16.14   ★ 785 notes  via / org

bethosaurus:

reilpikram:

haleyscomett-art:

I FOUND IT

NO ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID I HEARD AN ICE CREAM TRUCK DROPIN BEATS DOWN THE STREET

NOW I HAVE A VID TO PROVE IT OMG I’M SO HAPPY I DIDN’T IMAGINE IT YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME

Wat.

im speechless

14 hours ago on 04.16.14   ★ 98151 notes  via / org

applevevo:

listening to a sad song that has a nice beat

image

14 hours ago on 04.16.14   ★ 48854 notes  via / org

Dump Starbucks?

sktagg23:

image

There is SERIOUSLY a “Dump Starbucks” campaign because the company supports marriage equality. Do you know who else supports marriage equality?

  • Apple
  • Microsoft
  • IBM
  • Google
  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Tumblr
  • Visa
  • Mastercard
  • American Express
  • Ford
  • AT&T
  • Sprint
  • Coca-Cola
  • Pepsi
  • Kraft Foods
  • Nabisco
  • Amazon
  • eBay
  • Morgan Stanley
  • Liberty Mutual
  • Wells Fargo
  • Bank of America
  • Blue Cross Blue Shield
  • Nationwide
  • Allstate
  • State Farm
  • Viacom
  • General Motors
  • UPS

Like, okay homophobes: CHALLENGE PROPOSED.

14 hours ago on 04.16.14   ★ 22790 notes  via / org
every teacher before they draw on the board: im not an artist
14 hours ago on 04.16.14   ★ 448757 notes  via / org

heathyr:

this is my love letter to azlyrics for not being annoying as fuck like other lyric websites

14 hours ago on 04.16.14   ★ 52735 notes  via / org
mecksickan:

So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?

mecksickan:

So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?

15 hours ago on 04.16.14   ★ 103903 notes  via / org
15 hours ago on 04.16.14   ★ 198802 notes  via / org
bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead


Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

15 hours ago on 04.16.14   ★ 178846 notes  via / org

kaisergeiser:

nystus:

nystus:

how i ask people not to touch me

this has 200 notes i hate this website

My summer jam right here

15 hours ago on 04.16.14   ★ 3335 notes  via / org

jimmyoffthehook:

Would you rather watch robot chicken or the cleveland show for the rest of eternity? (Death is not an option)

15 hours ago on 04.16.14   ★ 295 notes  via / org

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

16 hours ago on 04.16.14   ★ 258031 notes  via / org

mirrortraffic:

NEW DEVELOPMENTS

apparently my mom is not even home

and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service

I’VE BEEN YELLING ‘GRILL ME A CHEESE’ AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES

16 hours ago on 04.16.14   ★ 360958 notes  via / org

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